Sorry!

Tally - 24/09/2009 16:16 - Canada

Today, I got flowers at work. I was excited, until I saw they were from a friend saying, "Sorry for sleeping with your boyfriend!" FML
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Intoxicunt 5

Bring flowers to her funeral saying, "Sorry for killing you!" =)

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EatMyCrayonz 0

Yayz!! I moderated this,, I feel special :)

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qwertyone 0

You are special...just like everyone else.

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

I can imagine the OP justifying the cheating boyfriend with getting flowers in a conversation. "Oh, my boyfriend cheated on me with a good friend... but it's all good, cause I got me some roses and daffodils!"

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plexico 3

You got "flowered" because she got deflowered. The world is restored to balance.

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plexico 3

OK, mercy, How about when she goes to cut the stems of the flowers, she puts her boyfriend's dick among them? Will that do?

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Flamersplamer 0

YDI for not being good enough in bed.

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AntiChrist7 0

don't take a cheating boyfriend. YDI

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Send her a bouquet of weeds. "Sorry for the herpes!"

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twilighter_644 0

FAKE! YOU JUST GOT BUSTED BY THE SCAM CRACKAS!!!!!

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Silverill 0

at least she told you that she slept with him while he did sleep with her but didn't tell you. I think she could probably be the "Good friend" she was earlier i'd rather doubt the boyfriend.

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