So… good news, or…?

daddy-o - - United States

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML
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brokenangelexy 13

Don't be silly wrap your willy!

I want to know if this is just your cute way of writing, or if she's really too dumb to realize that she's pregnant.

this took me a second. I commend you on your brilliant way of phrasing that! good job sir, I tip my hat to you

LDBrann93 0

Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy!

firefighterjohn 9

only for ahhh say 9 months or soooo

juicypu55y 0

If your gf was dumb enough to think it was an illness, how could she possibly figure out that your cured it? maybe it was apple juice