Snarky

By great - 10/02/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, I sat in my boss's office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML
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jeezburger12 10

That's a very smart thing to say to your boss...

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Outsider_77 0

You forgot to say "is a wonderful woman" afterwards

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Lizzy500 16

With a wonderful wit like that, I can't imagine why you're jobless...AGAIN.

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rubberduckie94 13

I think the thing I notice most is the "jobless again". Me thinks op has been fired for similar circumstances in his past.

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TheJester12 15

you're a ******* idiot . learn to hold your tongue and respect authority once in awhile.

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MigraineurOfLife 15

Very apparent that OP is young but I didn't think you could work THAT young! SMH grow up!

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KaraNichols 9

hahahaha ******* hilarious :') you should really learn to shush, however total classic, your boss had it coming for being a dick, swearing at you is just as disrespectful as your joke

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maronofhearts 19

Since when was the boss swearing at him? Bitching him out isn't swearing and neither is "piss-poor attitude" Obviously OP was being an idiot at work and showed it one time too many

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xxdark 3

Well.. Only thing to do now is follow through with it!

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