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It's just like when you say "Atleast it's not raining". DONT!
Ouch sorry op, be more careful next time.
If you ever think to yourself " This knife is sharp enough to cut myself with." Please put the knife down.
Irony-1 OP-0
*plays rim shot* nice pun
Didn't you feel how hard the biltong was before you put it in your mouth?
What's biltong?? :p
What OP ate. South African word for jerky, because "jerky" sounds really stupid.
What kind was it? I eat jerkey all the time and I don't want to buy that kind.
Clean your teeth better, consume less sugar, make sure you have the required daily intake of the vitamins and minerals you need? Your teeth should not break that easily.
I brush And floss daily. And I've still broken a tooth on stuff, its not impossible to happen out of the blue. Regularly you bit and tear jerky, so that's gonna happen one of these days
Speaking as a dentist- teeth shouldn't break that easily- brushing and flossing everyday is only effective if you're doing it correctly, and eating healthily
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I guess you're not used to putting hard things in your mouth
Buy bacon instead!