Embarrassing, Laundry and Love: Smooth move

Smooth move

By nicole - 27/05/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

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You deserved it 78 735

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Same thing different taste

By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 353

You deserved it 4 633

By Laundrylady - 18/08/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 478

You deserved it 71 527

Scurry away

By Philomena87 - 19/08/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML

I agree, your life sucks 165

You deserved it 447

By gtfb1993 - 02/12/2011 22:21 - Canada

Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 688

You deserved it 42 512

By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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You deserved it 7 203

Smooth criminal

By Chad69 - 17/09/2025 22:00

Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84

You deserved it 300

By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 597

You deserved it 1 146

Experimentation is good

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 182

You deserved it 2 505

By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 916

You deserved it 4 726

You're welcome

By Anonymous - 20/11/2025 22:00

Today, I did laundry at a laundromat for the first time. I then folded everything on the table, until an old man tapped my shoulder and said, “Uh, those are my socks.” I'd neatly folded his entire load of laundry. He took it back without a word. FML

I agree, your life sucks 123

You deserved it 385

choirnerd9 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:02

That's not slutty at all XD

JennaMarie420 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:04

why couldn't you just say hi?

Comments

Rose8u 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 14:42

could've just went and talked to him :/

cplfmlcpl 1

Saturday 28 May 2011 14:46

Why do you write FML?? its FML for him!!! U destroyed all his clothes.

RavenNight 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 15:24

u dnt hve much of a brain do u?

msbrewski 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:13

this just sounds too sitcom plot to be real

crazyspidergirl 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:24

retard

dubsweets 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:47

I hope you are replacing what you ruined

guilio_2008 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:58

For the effort, I would of kept your underwear and asked for your number...

redfinton22 9

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:58

Oh my *******...you are SUCH a ******* idiot! hahahaha

amuck 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:00

if you look good I wouldn't have cared, and would have probably asked you to hand wash them at my place... probably would have picked up something to drink and would have cooked a meal for the both of us while you were hand washing my clothes topless :) write me when you move to Jacksonville Florida you can come wash your clothes at my place or I will meet you at the laundromat