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Anonymous - 18/11/2015 13:47 - United States - Roxboro

Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML

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Leenotgay - 25/09/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

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PrinceJ - 27/10/2018 17:30

Today, my girlfriend's homophobic cousin claimed she saw me making out with my gay friend in public. I was home alone all day, but my girlfriend is crying and unconvinced. FML

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Anonymous - 27/01/2014 23:32 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

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Queerbait - 05/11/2015 06:52 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML

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Anonymous - 03/09/2012 09:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML

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no I've never asked for anal - 20/09/2015 13:44 - United States - Buffalo

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML

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Anonymous - 27/03/2016 04:46 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML

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Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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Zanovitch - 13/08/2013 20:19 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML

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etsl - 26/10/2008 12:07 - France

Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

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jakers8424 18

Thursday 19 November 2015 0:15

Is she a lesbian if she doesn't cry

Sphanz 17

Thursday 19 November 2015 0:17

Dump that hoe she obviously can't think for herself

CutiePatootie85 11

Thursday 19 November 2015 16:28

Your girlfriend is dumb.

ziggy452 6

Thursday 19 November 2015 16:50

"Dump her".. Everyone on fml

Drentiful 9

Thursday 19 November 2015 17:18

Break up with that bitch right now! That's ****** up! Some guys cry a lot over everything and some like me hardly do. But if my grandma passes I will probably cry! That's not unusual!

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Thursday 19 November 2015 17:56

She SO does not deserve you, OP.

Omniprism 14

Thursday 19 November 2015 18:04

She's an asshole. Maybe find someone who is better at supporting you through hard times. Sorry about your grandma.

sjimpleton 18

Thursday 19 November 2015 18:08

she seems stupid

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Thursday 19 November 2015 18:45

When my grandma died I cried a lot. Then I went and had sex with a guy when I'm not gay. Yeah....didn't help and now I have something else to cry about.

kenwolfy 14

Thursday 19 November 2015 19:39

Dump that ho

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Thursday 19 November 2015 20:57

Your girlfriend seems to be into those badass macho men who put on a fake "tough guy alpha male" image. She must understand that strong men do cry sometimes. She probably needs to experience, first hand, for herself how it is to be with a bad-boy jerk who never cries but treats her like shit.