Slow and Steady By FML Videos - 14/11/2018 18:30 Move it, buddy! I agree, your life sucks 289 You deserved it 73 Share Tweet Share
Today, I talked to my ex from Uni for the first time in 10 years. I told her my wife and I just had a baby, and her immediate response was, "I WAS A BABY ONCE!" What the hell did I see in her? FML I agree, your life sucks 817 You deserved it 245
Today, I met my son's girlfriend and I’m convinced he’s lost his damn mind. She was rude, racist and offensive, grossly obese, absolutely stank of unwashed body odour, her clothes were filthy, and she dropped cigarette ash everywhere she felt like it. I’m stunned, completely stunned. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 195 You deserved it 151
Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 122 You deserved it 3 782
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML I agree, your life sucks 59 104 You deserved it 3 807
Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears, and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital, because according to him, I must have had anal sex with someone. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 832 You deserved it 3 074
Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 636 You deserved it 2 997