Love, Intimacy and Sex: Sitcom moment

Sitcom moment

By Stupid husband - 20/08/2025 13:00 - United States

Today, I told my husband I was making a points system for him to earn sex by doing chores and favors. He said, "Okay, I'll make one for dates. Every time you go five days without whining or nagging me, you get a date." I give up. FML

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You deserved it 838

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Rewarding

By feiedbutter - 07/12/2013 14:55 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML

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You deserved it 20 848

A Valentine's Day miracle

By Anonymous - 14/02/2023 12:00

Today, my wife has implemented a point-based system for sex. The list she sent shows I can I earn, for example, 20 points for washing the dishes, 50 for vacuuming the house, but only 5 for walking the dog. I get some action for every 5,000 points I earn, which should take about 4 months if I really work at it. FML

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You deserved it 564

Whatever works

By dumblonde78 - 17/07/2021 14:01

Today, I noticed that to get my boyfriend to do what I want, I must bribe him with food instead of sex. FML

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You deserved it 309

By Anonymous - 26/03/2019 00:00

Today, my husband told me that, to feel less unreliable, he was just going to stop saying he was going to do anything around the house. That way, when he actually did something (i.e. wash dishes), I could be pleasantly surprised. FML

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You deserved it 305

By msleea - 06/05/2015 04:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I told my husband I felt unfulfilled and unhappy in my life. He suggested I do more chores. FML

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You deserved it 3 853

Bad sex

By Undersexed - 14/09/2016 22:01 - United States - Washington

Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML

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You deserved it 2 467

By aww, such a nice guy. NOT - 25/05/2014 17:46 - United States - Dodge City

Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML

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You deserved it 6 659

I need a new strategy

By Anonymous - 16/11/2023 10:00

Today, I promised my husband "unlimited butthole access" if he'd get off his video games and help me with my homework. He pointed out that this was the fourth time I'd promised him that, and that since I never followed through the last three times, he wouldn't be doing a thing. Well, shit. FML

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You deserved it 1 341

Health kick

By Anonymous - 05/02/2022 00:01

Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML

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You deserved it 194

Nice guy

By UnderAppreciated - 05/11/2021 16:00 - United States - Loveland

Today, after an entire week of doing all the household chores, and feeling under appreciated, I suggested to my boyfriend that we go on a date night, to feel a little more connected. He has spent all day trying to get out of it. I offered to pay, because I just want to feel loved again. FML

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You deserved it 238

duchessdoughnut 2

Wednesday 20 August 2025 20:55

You deserve it. Twat.

Thaylok 17

Thursday 21 August 2025 0:30

he desires intimacy with you and you don't want it with him. you only earn points for making a game out if his needs. F his life. Just don't be surprised is he gets grumpy, crotchety and finds someone else who won't deny his NEEDS.

Comments

duchessdoughnut 2

Wednesday 20 August 2025 20:55

You deserve it. Twat.

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 20 August 2025 23:04

Seems like your plan backfired...

Thaylok 17

Thursday 21 August 2025 0:30

Thaylok 17

Thursday 21 August 2025 0:34

Don't get me wrong. He absolutely needs to help around the house! but treating intimacy as a reward after so many chores is making your love purely transactional. That is just wrong.

core01 30

Thursday 21 August 2025 4:19

You married a toddler who can't provide equal labor toward domestic duties and you're trying to treat him like the toddler he's being. But what you actually need to do is divorce him. Man babies never grow up. They just find new marks to use and abuse

009bouris 5

Thursday 21 August 2025 12:30

there it is the dumbest thing I’ll read today

Lost Reggie 21

Thursday 21 August 2025 21:14

Your opinion is bad, and you should feel bad.

jtookie 1

Thursday 21 August 2025 20:20

both of you are childish and have no business being in a relationship. communicate with your partner and tell them what you feel and need if they continue to put in no effort then leave but this tit for tat you do this I do this is dumb af and never works in the end.