Work: Sink-dodger alert!

Sink-dodger alert!

By penpendesrapen - 11/03/2010 00:40 - Philippines

Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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You deserved it 3 098

By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

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Good one, thanks

By FUCKFACECUNT - 02/08/2015 13:32 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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You deserved it 2 820

By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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You deserved it 293

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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You deserved it 4 699

By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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You deserved it 2 735

Gushing

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 15:45 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML

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intensitive 11

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:07

Lysol. And a phone call to his supervisor. FYL.

lynsieloowho 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:10

that is why you always carry sanitizer

Comments

Jakee_fml 0

Friday 12 March 2010 8:41

everyone hates snickerdoodles haha

bombermanpyr 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:28

I do not dislike her

anti_average 5

Friday 12 March 2010 15:55

Thanks for proving my point on #99 Alert.

Gluevah 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:42

I love you.

jgill87 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 10:45

**** u 98

yogagirl123 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 1:16

People, people. LEAVE THE DAMN SNICKERDOODLES ALONE!!! all she did was prove that she is an intelligent and share her point of view of this post. JUST because you are jealoous of her insane skill DOESN'T mean that you can refer to her like she is Sadam Husein. All you people calling her a bitch are bitches themselves. GET A LIFE:)

theanonimouse 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:20

Oh, I'm sure the Snickerdoodles is quite an intelligent, and nothing like Sadam Husein at all. However, I assure you I am not jealoous. Because, however much of an intelligent she may be, I still feel like her comments are a little over-the-top. Then again, I may just be a bitch themself.

anti_average 5

Friday 19 March 2010 6:51

#139 If I didn't believe so myself I would be disinclined to listen to you when you state that Snickerdoodles is "an intelligent" and that I am "Jealoous". You also don't start sentences with because by the way.

onnielief 4

Friday 19 March 2010 21:42

I think the IT guy beat you to FML, the guy who took a huge dump and forgetting to wash his hands ;-)

southpointchrysl 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 6:20

omg your life I so ****** you can never live the same way again. lysol?

charbz 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 23:45

Why do you even bother correcting grammar mistakes? No one needs to prove how "smart" they are on a site. People who do though, are idiots and think acting smart on the Internet will make them look like a cool cat, so shut up and go study for school you fools. you are probably dumb anyway so I don't blame you for trying to be smart here since you can't anywhere else. Oh, how the hell does grammar sum up your whole intelligence? lol idiots

moon21_fml 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 6:20

one of the employers at McDonalds did that. I wash just washing my hands when she came out of the stall, and headed straight out the door without washing her hands....