Shouldn't have said that! By FML Approved - 15/09/2017 03:30 - France - Paris Requesting nudes is always a delicate operation... I agree, your life sucks 447 You deserved it 204 Share Tweet Share
Today, I took my 8 year-old nephew to Laser Tag for his birthday party. I reluctantly was forced into playing one game. Apparently, no one explained the rules to one child, and instead of 'shooting' me with his laser pointer, he kicked me straight in the balls. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 400 You deserved it 3 502
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment, and in a panic, I tried using a credit card to open the door like I'd seen in movies and stuff. Instead of opening the door, I broke my card in half. I then had to call my landlord, who showed up an hour later and said, "Wow, you really tried to break into your own house, huh?" FML I agree, your life sucks 170 You deserved it 407
Today, I turned $50 into 25k, all off sports gambling, but then lost most of it before I could even take the money out. I'm now sitting on about $1500 to my name. FML I agree, your life sucks 138 You deserved it 1 386
Today, I went to get minor surgery done. I have anxiety and a phobia of needles, so they gave me laughing gas. It gave me a panic attack. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 491 You deserved it 2 455
Today, in my rush to do my hair and get to work, I managed to trip over my dog, hit my eye on the counter, and sprain my ankle. I arrived at work with a black eye and a painful limp. My boss didn't care, and fired me for showing up late. FML I agree, your life sucks 57 701 You deserved it 7 365
Today, I found a diamond on the floor, which I could only assume was from one of my brother's cheap earrings. I was positive that it was fake. To prove it to myself, I ran it across my window, as they say only real diamonds cut glass. It's real. FML I agree, your life sucks 8 488 You deserved it 42 458
it shouldn't be an issue if that's your girlfriend!!