SHAME! SHAME!

Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
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slooby_fml 25

What a douche. Why are people so void of empathy these days?

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haw008 14

I really hope nobody uses the "shitty situation" pun. Oh wait, I'm too late.

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evey13 8

You should have sat in his chair bare assed. Then just simply walked away as if nothing happened.

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readthisone 2

THERE ARE TREATMENTS! 30% of women will experience this type of symptom to some degree sometime in their lifetime! www.pelvicfloorcenter.org

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Neyuu 18

The only thing worse than the "shitty situation" puns are the "incoming shitty situation" comments.

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challan 19

Taco Bell is my guess. Te quiero Shitty Bell.

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joopjoop 19

why is it an "all too familiar pain"? do you shit your pants often? maybe you should bring spare pants to work... also see a doctor

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monnanon 13

i dont know about you but the pain i get before diabolical diaroeha (sp) is very memorable and ive only had it three times. im guessing if op had a problem that caused her to shit herself on a regular basis she would have been prepared.

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nismo98 14

you should've gone to his desk grabbed a piece of paper wipe your self and walk away...

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tehdarkness 21

U gotta pinch harder man, it can be done...

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readthisone 2

THERE ARE TREATMENTS! 30% of women will experience this type of symptom to some degree sometime in their lifetime!

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