School project [gone sexual]

Cail - - United States

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML
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You assume that double meaning isn't true.

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

AssumeTheWorst 0

bahahaha hannah, your the best wish i was there =D

JordynXJigsaw13 0

Why would you want to say anything good about Hitler! You sicko! I hope all the Jews of the world come and beat the hell outa you!!!!!!

car6435 0

whats ironic is that hitler would infact land in most of the slots of persecution. he was a hipicrit bastard

kawenCHAN 0

So hilarious! They probably thought you were just being funny, so that's not necessarily a bad thing. :)

kawenCHAN 0

I remember once I had to do a presentation on World War II and I began by saying it started on August 31, then proceeded to yell it was the same day as my birthday. Really loudly. I sympathize.

whyowhy26 3
chexmex 0

Make sure people don't get horny after your presentation.

imtoast 0

haha that's hilarious last year, a coach told one of my friends that she probably gets 100% on all her oral presentations.

stickhed51396 0

That's what you deserve for siding with Hitler!