Animals, Spiders and Scary: Scared to bed

Scared to bed

By Anonymous - 14/11/2018 12:00

Today, I'm scared to leave my bedroom. During the night, what must have been a giant spider made a web 4 feet wide stretching from the lightbulb to the tv and then down to the desk corner. It's blocking my path to the door and I can't tell where the 8-legged bastard is hiding. FML

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By eyes wide SHIT - 28/12/2013 01:37 - Australia

Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML

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By farksh - 07/03/2015 12:14 - Australia

Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in my room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near my bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. FML

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By somebody - 08/06/2012 23:13 - United States - Lexington Park

Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML

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By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By terrified - 09/08/2015 03:10 - United States - Forest City

Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML

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By HighasaCloud - 10/12/2016 02:38

Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML

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By Annie - 24/08/2015 08:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was laying on the couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 14:00

Today, while I was working from home on my laptop and had my feet up on the coffee table, I felt something on my foot. I looked down to see a spider the size of a quarter on top of my bare foot. It started doing something so I froze, hoping it wouldn't bite me. Instead, it anchored the start of its web to my skin. FML

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sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 14 November 2018 12:42

He’s trying to communicate to you through his World Wide Web.

corrupteddevil 12

Wednesday 14 November 2018 14:21

The spiders inside my house aren't very likely to catch a damn thing. They are also potentially venomous, some of which can really make a person really sick. If I want to smash the little eight legged bastards that trespass, I'm going to do just that. How about you take some time to worry about an actually important bug. The north American bumblebee is now endangered. Y'know, the non-stinging, pollinating little balls of buzzing fluff? Yeah, we should all be more worried about this.

Comments

TheSminty1 17

Thursday 15 November 2018 1:11

And you choose your bedroom as your safe place? The same place the web was built? Even young coeds in movies know to get out of the house when the call is coming from inside.

dat_lil_loser 7

Thursday 15 November 2018 2:55

I’m honestly surprised this person is not from Australia.

ninesouls 6

Thursday 15 November 2018 9:43

ya'll are ******* stupid about spiders. they are way more scared of you then you are of them. they actually make 'achor' webs .. you're gonna run into a line of Web and they're gonna run before they reach you!!!!! that's why their webs are so big

believekimber 8

Thursday 15 November 2018 17:53

911

IThriveWithYourPain 14

Friday 16 November 2018 8:49

Spider: Ok I need to build this quickly and correctly if I wanna block the human from escape then tomorrow night I can block off another escape route and then another until I will have them trapped and I can eat them!

TheBombestOne 4

Friday 16 November 2018 23:07

Ask him for his share of rent and he will leave.

yeongji 31

Saturday 17 November 2018 4:31

If there is no other method to leave the room, I suggest wrapping yourself with clothes (or your blanket) from head to toe and running out of there. Once you are out, you can take everything off and put it in the washer. There is a chance of it still being somewhere in your room, but at least you are out and can find something to take it on if it comes out of hiding.