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Anonymous - 18/04/2009 10:42 - United States

Today, I was at a frat band party dancing with my girl when I felt some liquid on my arm. Normally, I'll lick spilled drinks off my arms and being slightly intoxicated, I did. Then I realized it was chunky. The girl dancing next to us had puked everywhere and I licked her vomit off my arm. FML

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brittney242 - 17/12/2016 10:03 - United States - Stow

Today, while at a night club, I was wearing a brand new outfit that I absolutely loved. I was enjoying myself until I felt something wet drop onto my head and body from above. It was puke from a drunk guy in the V.I.P. section. FML

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Tasty

Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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Med - 13/11/2012 12:02 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML

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Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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Pace yourself

Anonymous - 07/10/2010 16:39 - United States

Today, my roommate and I invited a few girls over to our dorm for a small party. We started to play a drinking game, and I attempted to chug three beers in two minutes. My stomach wouldn't have that, and I spewed up bright red chunks everywhere and on everyone. FML

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nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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Jigll - 13/10/2008 08:26

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

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judgeymcjudge 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:06

Why the **** would you lick random liquids off your arm without knowing what they are or whose cup/glass/bottle/BODY they came from?! You're an idiot. YDI.

QJD 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:04

Ugh..That's just.........Im not going to say it. YDI.

madigan_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 21:58

YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dylan_V 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 21:58

Better lick next time!

kawaiimomo 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 21:59

you did this to yourself

housemd1120 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 22:01

lol #42 Ew. 1) it had to have been warm 2) WHY are you licking spilled drinks off your own body? Twisted method of a body shot. 3) You were only "slightly" intoxicated....why didnt you realize it was vomit? 4) Once you realized it was vomit, why didnt you spit it out? 5) You were at a frat party. Free alcohol....why didnt you get your own drink instead of drinking what others have discarded? Idiot

not1 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 22:02

HAHAHAHAHAHA AWE-SOME!

smokegrindsleep 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 22:02

Why do you lick beer off your arm? Really, do you need that wee bit of beer? What was it, pledge week?

MukyDaCookie 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 22:08

Haha, I lick drinks off my arms too. Ain't gonna waste that shit! But I at least know to look before I lick. Thats nasty man, hope you managed to live that down