Kids: Runt of the Litter - FML

Runt of the Litter

By junkjunkie - 11/06/2018 11:30 - New Zealand - Tauranga

Today, in front of my 6 brothers, my mother told me I had the smallest penis at birth. FML

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Donut_Wizard 23

Monday 11 June 2018 2:27

6 brothers, and you’re the only sister.

Allie614032 34

Monday 11 June 2018 2:25

How, exactly, did this come up in conversation?

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Candid10 2

Saturday 15 September 2018 20:18

whats about now???

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Today, after 8 months of horrific insomnia, I finally got an appointment with a sleep specialist. His advice? "Google it, download this free app, and call me in 5 months if it gets worse." I haven't slept more than 4 hours uninterrupted since 2022. I'll be lucky to be alive in 5 months. FML

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Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said, "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded, "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

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Today, my 13 year-old sister had to explain the bases to me. Turns out, I have skipped first and second base and gone straight to third, without even realizing it. What makes it worse is that she told my mother, and now my whole family thinks I'm a slut. FML

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