Kids, Awkward, Dating and Love: Rumbled

Rumbled

By apparentlyugly - 15/06/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a prospective blind date. He asked me to describe myself, so I said that I was fun, attractive, and a little chubby but not fat. My 7 year-old sister walked up to me and screamed, "Jesus doesn't like it when we lie!" FML

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You deserved it 15 245

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By Krissy - 12/10/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 88

By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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You deserved it 3 378

Weird encounter

By No date for me - 29/03/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML

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You deserved it 128

By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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You deserved it 8 087

Nope, just nope

By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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You deserved it 4 012

Jah Rule

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 450

You deserved it 8 262

By GreenScar - 11/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML

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You deserved it 5 640

Nervous

By Anonymous - 14/11/2025 09:00

Today, I met a blind date from a dating app. He looked nothing like his pictures, but I tried to be polite. I said, “Wow, you look different in person!” He smiled and said, “That’s not me. He’s probably just running late, and I’m just sitting here.” FML

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You deserved it 148

By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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You deserved it 4 990

Next!

By ElodieUNU - 12/07/2013 19:33 - France

Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML

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You deserved it 7 793

shanemomo 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:21

Well, if you were lying then good job by your sister. She saved that guy some time.

leagan66 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:22

Burn by a 7 year old! i hope you werent lying. she was just being bitchy.

Comments

omgitsafly 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 2:15

wow, little sisters are soo annoying. trust me, i have one. but seriously, why would you even spend your time on "blind dates"? if you are that insecure about yourself that you would go to the internet or ask a friend to refer a friend, then maybe you should do something about your weight. p.s. i would invest on a lock or something, if you are talking to your blind date, why would you even allow people to walk into the room? privacy is important.

Somebody52 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 2:23

MABE he wil be a chubby chaser XDDDDD

Shotta 3

Tuesday 16 June 2009 2:31

lol #7.

Weil 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 2:31

******* Christfags. If you are ugly, though, you shouldn't say you are attractive. That's just wrong bro.

klutzilla1275 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 2:35

lmao you're all so meannnn haha this is brutal though! you shouldn't lie, cause that's against god or soemthing liek that ;) but i woulda beat ma sister sensless hahaha better luck next time tubby ;]