Retainer blues

By teef - 24/03/2009 08:19 - Canada

Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 64 708
You deserved it 4 584

Same thing different taste

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Not really FML, more FTG (**** that granny... hmm.. memo, not a bad name for a **** site). Should have turned around to the kid and said "And if you listen to your grandma you will grow up to be as rude as her".

What a bitch to say that loud enough for everyone to hear.

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uhnonnuhmus 0

Maybe her husband was an orthodontist...or she was bitter because her damn Polident wasn't on sale at the store. I have a gap between my two front teeth that cannot be fixed with orthodontia, despite what a lot of them tried telling me when I was little. So, I would've turned to the kid and said, "You may not want to take advice from grandma, especially since she keeps HER teeth in a glass above the sink."

Bubs_fml 0

I would rather have slightly imperfect teeth than spend a few years with painful braces or worse, headgear. Regardless, that lady is a douchebag.

Don't ever get old either kid, or you'll be a bitch like her.

generalsmith2 0

old people lose tact when they get old. break their legs

DeeJayD 0

I would've said "Yeah. If you don't get braces you might get crooked teeth and end up fugly like your grandma."

You should of told her well atleast mine are real.

you should have turned around and gone "And don't drink or do drugs, or you'll end up like your grandma"

"My teeth may be crooked, but so's your wig granny"