Intimacy: Rejection erection - FML

Rejection erection

By paidback - 25/12/2009 01:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML

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You deserved it 83 502

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By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

Spicy

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 432

You deserved it 25 060

Denied

By Anonymous - 30/08/2023 22:00

Spicy

Today, I started coming on to my girlfriend, only to get a nasty rejection. I told her I would just go jerk off, to which she replied, "Don't you dare!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 576

You deserved it 148

How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 02:01

Spicy

Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 842

You deserved it 371

Denied

By Anonymous - 02/02/2025 13:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I woke up with a raging hard on. My wife, who was also awake, felt it when I pressed against her. She said, "No thank you," got up, and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 494

You deserved it 197

By Anonymous - 24/01/2017 20:00

Spicy

Today, my hand fell asleep while I was masturbating. My own body rejected me. FML

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You deserved it 1 628

So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 05:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 172

You deserved it 1 910

Waste of time

By I'mmessedup - 29/09/2021 22:59

Spicy

Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 227

You deserved it 555

By SuperJesus - 01/02/2009 10:27 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 511

You deserved it 8 086

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 21:34 - Netherlands - Tilburg

Spicy

Today, an hour after having been turned down for sex, I walked in on my wife fingering herself to a copy of War and Peace. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 504

You deserved it 4 676

By notsohandy - 03/01/2014 22:08 - Denmark - Hadsten

Spicy

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 981

You deserved it 8 138

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Top comments

caancoha 0

Friday 25 December 2009 9:10

How do you not deserve this? "Treat others as you would like to be treated." Go luck your wounded manhood.

Heartside 0

Friday 25 December 2009 9:29

Seriously. Wow. You deserved that. Good for her.

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RMC128 4

Tuesday 10 July 2012 18:09

Get cockblocked by your own self. Nube

BerryPrincess 11

Sunday 7 October 2012 18:31

She knows how to play.

xxEternalRain 13

Thursday 3 January 2013 6:49

LOL you deserve it

finklefck 5

Wednesday 20 March 2013 15:05

are you gay? even if you don't wanna have sex and your wife does you do it...never know when she will stop having sex with you for days...weeks...months...YEARS...

jessherself13 21

Thursday 4 April 2013 6:25

You deserved it OP. Did you expect her to just roll over and not take care of herself just because you didn't want to? I would have done the same thing she did.

elizacandle 29

Friday 20 September 2013 3:15

OWNED. Someone please give this woman a prize!

fixingme99 10

Monday 14 October 2013 21:16

Aha your wife's a legend.

Lil_Red777 21

Tuesday 12 November 2013 4:28

What kind of man are you??

studmuffin96 8

Friday 15 November 2013 5:32

why would any (straight) guy turn down sex from his wife?

how_to_implode 17

Thursday 30 January 2014 6:09

Well ... she has that right as much as you do. :P

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