The quickest way to have gotten rid of your mother would have been to start masturbating.

I'm so sorry...!!

Mystery Sex Theater 3000

Do you not have a lock on your door? Man you gotta protect your privacy

That is probably one of the worst punishments known to man.

Omfg yes!!!!! That's a woman who doesn't want her son growing up to be a jerk! Way to take responsibility and never mind embarrassment! It's your sons future and it also involves the women and/or men he becomes associated with romantically in the future, I truly thank you for teaching him that it's okay to watch but not very realistic!

Creepy... did she let you keep touching yourself?

That really is punishing someone... FML Personally i don't get it. Parents want us to do it when we feel ready and they want us to do it safely so, they give us the birds and the bees, awkward as hell, speech, because they want us to know everything. Well, **** can be educational. Some, or most of it, to be honest, is pretty unrealistic but the rest can actually teach you something. Sure, people don't watch it for educational purposes 99% of the time but why not? You can have the b&b speech and watch your ****. Still have questions? Ask someone you feel confortable with or anonymously on the web (how a lot of people do it nowadays). We all have needs, there is no shame in that; watching **** is not a reason to shame someone.

they say parents are your first teachers :/ ouuucchh lol

legen.... wait for it... dary LEGENDARY !!