Intimacy, Porn and NSFW: Proud dad - FML

Proud dad

By Not a proud dad - 08/05/2026 11:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML

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Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 00:00 - United States - San Ramon

Today, I was doing my nightly check of my daughter's phone since a recent stint in the psych hospital, and saw that she had fallen into a peaceful sleep to watching videos on a website dedicated to watching people die. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2020 08:00

Today, I found out my fourteen-year-old daughter is making more money than me, thanks to babysitting and winning writing contests. FML

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Classic

By auraya1985 - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2015 14:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 8 May 2026 23:08

She's an adult now. Her choice. Don't reprimand her or turn against her just because you disagree with what she's doing.

ellenness 9

Saturday 9 May 2026 1:57

easy money without putting herself in danger and a good boost for the self-esteem 🤷‍♀️

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49_Donuts 13

Friday 8 May 2026 20:54

I’ll need the link to check and determine if YLS or YDI 😜

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 8 May 2026 23:08

She's an adult now. Her choice. Don't reprimand her or turn against her just because you disagree with what she's doing.

ellenness 9

Saturday 9 May 2026 1:57

easy money without putting herself in danger and a good boost for the self-esteem 🤷‍♀️

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