Miscellaneous: Pranked

Pranked

By fucker43 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Atlanta

Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 4 775

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Same thing different taste

By dumblond - 14/08/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 352

You deserved it 6 464

By Anonymous - 23/06/2017 04:00

Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 212

You deserved it 606

That's a lot of damage!

By Stressed_Out_Student - 29/08/2018 22:00

Today, I had to do a still life of a pillowcase for my drawing class. To make up for bad grades I've gotten before, I followed my professor's directions to a T. He took 19 points off because I drew the background when no one else did. We have to do it for every piece. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 917

You deserved it 283

By Anonymous - 31/01/2012 05:16 - United States

Today, my little brother went through all the artistic anatomy reference books and colored in all the nipples and penises with a bright pink sharpie. These books were from the library. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 727

You deserved it 3 045

By ~~~ - 29/06/2014 17:08 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 579

You deserved it 4 342

Subconscious

By doodler - 27/02/2014 11:59 - United States - Hurst

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 116

You deserved it 13 522

By atomwolf - 09/12/2016 17:01 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I wanted to work out the volume of my penis and did so on the first piece of paper I could find on my desk. After I finished the calculations I realized that the other side of the paper was in fact my school report. It's the only copy I have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 001

You deserved it 12 096

By Mrs. Teacher - 18/09/2012 00:21 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 730

You deserved it 23 524

By wait..what - 22/09/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 739

You deserved it 3 449

By aviators - 07/04/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

I agree, your life sucks 99 336

You deserved it 29 813

mario2012 18

Sunday 2 June 2013 16:22

Your friend is a dick.

kait11 16

Sunday 2 June 2013 16:24

I... Would draw a penis on their forehead in their sleep.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Sunday 2 June 2013 17:58

D word as in douche or dick? To me he sounds like both.

ratorr2 23

Sunday 2 June 2013 18:25

Make your so called 'friend' pay for a new book.

n4ture 20

Sunday 2 June 2013 18:31

time to kick this friend's ass.

Szaszaspasz 26

Sunday 2 June 2013 18:51

This is a "friend"?

malkavian_mad 13

Sunday 2 June 2013 18:55

One word: tip-ex.

Omniprism 14

Sunday 2 June 2013 19:19

He deserves some revenge. And I would be getting some white out.

usernameunkn0wn 18

Sunday 2 June 2013 19:31

Hopefully he at least made the penis drawings interesting like in Superbad.

Raykyogrou03 12

Sunday 2 June 2013 20:48

Did he at least draw it so it jumps up and down when you flip the pages?

theboy13 13

Sunday 2 June 2013 20:50

Great friend...

alecat1998 8

Sunday 2 June 2013 21:17

Sounds like something my friend would do ^^

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Pranked

Same thing different taste

That's a lot of damage!

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