Praise the Lord

Zippermania9 - - United States

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML
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NEStendo 0

I can say from experience that this is a true story. Until they realize you were sleeping the whole time, and then give you angry looks every Sunday afterwards.

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cblakebrown 0

this is epic! I know what you're saying lol

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rockyraccoon28 8

hahahahahhahaha. that's awesome.

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animalfreak4ever 0

that would SO happen in my church, if it was boring enough to fall asleep in. To much loud music and worshiping and loud preachin' to fall asleep ^.-

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shadowsbane 0

If you normally go to church and just fell asleep this time, YDI. >:) If you are homeless and just needed to rest, FYL. :(

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EvilDave 13

You deserve it for believing in self-contradictory fairy tales.

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lifesokay255 0

religious people are idiots. I voted that "I agree, your life sucks." but that's under the assumption that you were dragged there. If you wanted to be there, then you're a moron too.

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welly_ellie 0

LMAO no wayyyy....seriously? that's hilarious

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