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Pink tax

banj0 - 06/10/2012 22:58 - United States - Madison

Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML

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Genuine D - 13/05/2017 08:00 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML

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ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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anonymous - 17/07/2013 04:48 - United States - Katy

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML

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Sharing is caring

Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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ScoozieBooze - 20/12/2012 18:17 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML

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Bad dog!

A…… - 23/05/2015 03:25 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML

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Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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Prank off

I may also need a Tetanus shot - 08/07/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's sister tried to pull the dog jaw prank on me, accidentally biting my finger in the process. Now she's mad at me because her tooth got chipped when I pulled my hand back, completely disregarding the fact that my finger needed stitches from her bite. FML

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Noname - 15/10/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML

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Scooby snacks?

DogStew - 12/09/2019 18:00

Today, I had to watch my niece’s puppy. The darn dog kept finding turds in the yard and eating them. One turd had worms in it. FML

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mooshymuffin 4

Sunday 7 October 2012 9:46

What a bloody nightmare!

SnowFlakeInAK 7

Sunday 7 October 2012 9:48

That's bloody awful! I would have to scrub my hands...and brain with bleach after that!

jelly713 19

Monday 8 October 2012 8:33

OMG, how the hell did that happen? Gross, >_< OP, care to explain when you decided to follow up?

MuseFan1991 14

Monday 8 October 2012 13:49

why couldnt she do it herself?

ThisIsMe_18 13

Monday 8 October 2012 20:47

well then...

thundercloud363 10

Tuesday 9 October 2012 5:56

I'd make my sister grab for that shit. No way I am going to touch that.

C0N71NG3NCY 6

Tuesday 9 October 2012 17:24

Hah! That's hilarious. I once was on the metro and had one roll onto my boot. Someone apparently needed a quick change on the go.

ellytoad 13

Wednesday 10 October 2012 0:28

Dogs have disgusting tastes!

Lizzypumba 7

Tuesday 15 January 2013 15:27

Ouch. My dog got into my bathroom trash bin and I cleaned up his tampon vomit fit the next few days.

whyistherumgone_ 10

Tuesday 22 January 2013 2:34

If it were me I'd look down at the dog and say,well looks like your gonna choke and die today..

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Tuesday 29 January 2013 1:40

That dog must be related to Giovanna Plowman XD

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Sunday 10 February 2013 6:00

U should have thrown it on her bed after

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

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Today, I was flirting with this cute girl from Croatia who is part of the my exchange group in Holland. After a few beers and some smooth talking, she led me inside to a closed off room. We were about to have sex when her boyfriend of two years called and proposed to her. FML

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Today, I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be comfy so I took off my shorts, threw a blanket over myself, and slept. When the lights came back on, I ran to the bathroom before they served food. After using the bathroom, I noticed I hadn't put my shorts back on. FML

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Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML

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Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year-old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year-old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML

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