Sleep and Health: PANIC

PANIC

By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I'd fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML

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By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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By Empi - 29/11/2022 10:00

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night with a numb arm. When I tried to reposition it, it flew crazily and slapped my girlfriend in the face. My girlfriend, who was in a string of abusive relationships, and has severe PTSD. FML

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Wake up!

By Yippie - 02/05/2017 22:00 - Spain - Alcalá De Guadaira

Today, when I woke up, I quickly pulled the bed sheet with my right arm to get out of the bed. I failed to notice that a big portion of the sheet was pinned under my body. My arm dislocated and I fainted because of the pain. Great way to start the day. FML

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Wakey wakey

By sacked - 22/02/2010 19:51 - United States

Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

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By NickJJ - 16/05/2014 02:34 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I woke up to somebody shaking my shoulder. I had slept over at a friend's house, so I assumed my friend was just fooling around. With my head under the pillow, I swung my hand at his face then gave him the finger. Turns out, my friend left for basketball and I had slept in. It was his mom. FML

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Just corpsing

By Anonymous - 07/01/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I took a nap on my couch. I woke up three hours later to my neighbor knocking on my door, asking if I was OK because looking from the outside in, they thought I was dead. Guess I sleep like I’ve been hit by a truck. FML

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By Sick - 24/02/2009 20:34 - Canada

Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML

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Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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By Nighty-nitrogen - 10/05/2016 00:07 - United States - Hollywood

Today, I was trying to sleep, when I felt someone rattling my bed from underneath. Petrified from shock, I lied there for what felt like hours, waiting for a murderer to spring out. I must've finally fallen asleep, and when I woke up in the morning, I found out it was a minor earthquake. FML

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By scared-straight - 27/05/2013 04:05 - United States

Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML

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snafu57 1

Tuesday 29 December 2009 12:28

you're lucky your arm didn't fall asleep during the day,or else it'd be up all night.

krivedko 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 13:05

don't be so boring!! this story is much better than all that whiny shit posted by losers and nerds!

Comments

bamskey 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 2:15

lololololol fyl ur a retard well not really

WTFSarai 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 7:04

That happened to me once. I woke up and my hand was right there grabbing my arm. I freaked out and hit it. xD

ax109 0

Friday 9 April 2010 2:04

i did that once too i actually. only i punched myself.

sassyjesSa 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 19:33

hahha that's hilarious! sounds like something I would do!

Flinlock 0

Monday 17 May 2010 17:42

I got a good laugh out of this one... Honestly people who cares if its not a tragic FML, its ******* hilarious!

hrshykiss815 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 3:25

oh gosh this sounds like something I would do. hahahahaha!!

Gazarok 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 17:45

Happens to me all the time. except, i dont hit myself. i just sit up and wait for my arm to wake up. you know, like a sane individual.

ihaswaffle 0

Friday 29 April 2011 3:23

I think I'm the only person who laughed at this.

MinkaGraham 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 21:20

your a freakin idiot ..

Narwhal234 6

Tuesday 20 December 2011 19:29

LOL

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