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Kaganate - 09/02/2010 00:32 - Canada

Today, I was sitting on the wooden edge of my coffee table watching my sister's boyfriend play Halo 2, when I leaned back to stretch and shattered the center pane of glass in the table. I now have a large gash in my ass. FML

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Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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ouch - 26/06/2010 14:23 - Canada

Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML

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Anonymous - 29/01/2012 05:50 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML

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Charles - 21/06/2011 16:59 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML

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Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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jami898 - 18/08/2015 04:30 - United States - Medford

Today, I passed out. I fell to the hardwood floor, cut my chin, and bit through my lip. Fortunately, my brother was there to help stop the bleeding and get me some water. All I had to do was wait until he finished his game of Call of Duty. FML

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Anonymous - 20/09/2017 04:30

Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML

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Ouch - 26/10/2019 22:00

Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML

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Anonymous - - United States - Sylvania

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

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Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:09

I hate it when that happens. What a pain in the ass.

akiranozaki 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:16

Chair. Learn to use one.

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 10:11

Wait, your gash is ON your ass? Something is amiss.

Ajjas013 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:25

Maybe his ass was a perfect utopian lump and when he gashed it he attained what we all know as an asscrack.

oopsitouchedmyse 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 10:13

does the gash on your ass go well with the crack that's on it?

MINDKONTROLLED 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 10:14

YDI for being BORING

grv_fml 4

Tuesday 9 February 2010 10:15

lolz table ripped you a new one

1q 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:27

At least you weren't doing the Percolator.

Jake1595 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:32

WTF halo 2? haha that IS an fml haha fyl

UKfan97 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:50

why were u sittin on the table? u totally deserved tht one,, rly dumb.....why would u sit on a table with glass on it? glass does break! but i guess now u kno haha