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sierra808 - 31/05/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I was walking on the beach when I saw my crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with my top that ties in the front. I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other, I smiled and waved, and as I put my hand up it untied my top. FML

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anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

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Classic mistake

Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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Sheer class

anonymous - - Norway

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

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Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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Confused

Miranda - 07/06/2020 17:06

Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML

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Anonymous - 23/12/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML

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This is fine

Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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Good bye!

Anonymous - 19/01/2020 20:00

Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML

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embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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BenignScientists 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:19

That oughta do it!

silentsparrow4 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:26

How is this an FML? If I were him, I'd be VERY interested in you!

meghannn_14 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 21:23

New Swimsuit: $30.00 + Flashing your crush on accident.: Priceless =)

Hemlock420 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 21:29

Im sure he loved it. :)

zandar 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 21:41

seems like the most direct approach

Chazlol 7

Sunday 31 May 2009 21:42

Lol, #52

Manda777 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 21:42

haha very smooth... altho slightly embarassing, your probably better of now...

twenty_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 21:43

Well if you have a nice rack then there isn't anything to worry about.

coffeennicotine 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 21:51

Yea, it's embarrassing, but chances are if you handled it well, it's not a big deal. I can't imagine seeing someone and putting a ton of thought into what I'm going to do when they get over to me. It's really just not that big of a deal.