Money, Plumbing Work Oh wow, thanks!

Oh wow, thanks!

toast - - United Kingdom

Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to leave, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said, "Have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML

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Use the force

BlueMacaw - - United States - Lake Elsinore

Today, I accidentally threw a glass of iced tea in my own face, because the restaurant I'd been going to for over a decade switched from heavy glass mugs to identical light-as-a-feather plastic mugs. FML

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Broke boyz

ohno - - United States

Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paperclip. FML

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Rewind time

supersmashpika - - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

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Night on the tiles

Anonymous - - Ireland - Gorey

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML

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Running late

SMV - - France

Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML

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Say it, don't spray it

... - - France

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

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This is mine now

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML

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People of Walmart

drano - - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML

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Brain fog

FlyingCoffeeMonster - - United States - Oreland

Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full coffee instead. FML

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jarofarts 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:16

lol who DOES that?

notsodelighted 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:19

ahahah, that's HILARIOUS!!

agganciato 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:57

I think this is hilarious but definitely not FML worthy.

mac_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:02

well, rich people are pretty tight with thier money

kellster 2

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:08

How is this an FML? Yay for free tea! :P

x_Leen 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:20

Haa! Free tea, yo' ! Why yeah complaining?!

SkankingRonnie 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:36

Hahahha, some of you don't get it. A lot of you don't get it actually. You guys need to up your slang vocab, get on some UrbanDictionary. Teabagging is a form of being COMPLETELY OWNED. If fifteen year old girls know, so should you. Definitely a FML. : p

Lou_Briccant 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:41

Dude, rich people are always the stingiest. When I used to deliver pizza the people living in the huge McMansions would order $25, $30, even $45-50 worth of food and give me a dollar and change tip and act like they're doing me a favour. It's ironic that the best tippers usually lived in some of the lesser money-graced areas.