Miscellaneous Not sporty

Not sporty

Hannah - 22/03/2012 17:21 - Ireland - Wexford

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

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PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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lukey101 - 25/04/2025 06:00 - Australia

Today, my worst fear was realised while walking past an under 15’s football game. The ball landed right by me and I attempted to kick it back, except it went flying diagonally & ended up even further away. I’m a 36 year-old man and got roasted by a bunch of 15 year-old boys. FML

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Today, in my school's rugby grand final, I had to take a penalty kick to win the game. Possibly the easiest kick I've taken all year. I stuff it up, and it completely missed. A crowd of 2000 people laughed, and later booed me off the field. FML

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- 25/01/2009 12:36 - France

Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML

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Powerful left foot

tom0441 - 22/10/2011 08:34 - Reserved

Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park as I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me, so feeling nice, I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML

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Anonymous - 05/08/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML

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Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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Uncoordinated

Synneve - 18/07/2024 20:00 - Norway

Today, I tried to catch a rogue soccer ball at the park. I sprinted, leapt into the air, and managed to catch it. I also managed to trip on a picnic blanket, crash into a stroller (which was thankfully empty), and fall face-first into a salad bowl full of potato salad. FML

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tylersign 11

Thursday 22 March 2012 22:21

It's ok Grammy, I'm sure someone will help you across the street.

Feklfekl2222 32

Thursday 22 March 2012 22:22

That's just embarrassing.

br0ccoli 14

Friday 23 March 2012 0:19

No drinking in the park!

4leafclover888 3

Friday 23 March 2012 0:23

Heyy #1 and #3 rude sarcasm isn't nice at least #7 was showing empathy for OP

MangaManiacNat 13

Friday 23 March 2012 0:23

"I'm Steve Smith, Stan Smith is my Dad; watch me play throw *weedy grunting noise*" But in all seriousness mate just practice at home and next time they ask you to pass it back blast it past them =P

SignUpisntcool 3

Friday 23 March 2012 5:08

I love american dad, just watched it.

4leafclover888 3

Friday 23 March 2012 0:28

Hey #85 I bet you cant kick for shit so shut up

paramoreroxxxx 0

Friday 23 March 2012 0:32

Haga

ninjduck 0

Friday 23 March 2012 0:52

Um believe it or not, sometimes young people do die (ask billy Joel). It's not a crime to respect your dead friend. You people need to get some souls.

ChrisTheCalm 9

Friday 23 March 2012 0:53

It's way funnier with more periods. It makes it hilarious. Even though this is common. Within girls. Ha.ha.

Jf770 10

Friday 23 March 2012 2:51

What the shit

ILpalmtree 0

Friday 23 March 2012 1:41

U mean soccer?

prettypinkpixie 9

Friday 23 March 2012 1:46

No, she meant football. Not everyone lives in the tiny universe we call America.

ILpalmtree 0

Friday 23 March 2012 3:42

U throw a football unless ur a kicker or punter

kei1108 13

Friday 23 March 2012 1:42

I totally agree. :)

madelinebriana 11

Friday 23 March 2012 1:54

Why are you all ragging on her? It's obvious that she made a small mistake, especially considering her other comments are grammatically correct. Don't assume she's lying about a simple picture, either, especially when all she's doing is honoring a good friend. That's not exactly something you make up