Gross, Dentist Health Not so white lie

Not so white lie

mintyfresh - - United States

Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML

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biancagolden 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 9:51

That is actually disgusting. Also, of course YDI. Yuck.

BellaMuerte_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 9:52

That's really, really gross. My five year old sister knows to brush her teeth every day. That's just ridiculous, and completely unhygienic of you, OP. Dental health equates to overall health, you really should work on the whole dental hygiene thing.

Sonalis 9

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:05

that is gross. ugh. I'd hate to be that dentist; you're disgusting.

airforce987 20

Monday 15 February 2010 6:08

lol, me too!

KaitlinCuteFace 0

Friday 26 February 2010 4:12

******* gross.

ryguy997 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 22:25

disgusting bastard!

2gether4ever 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:16

okay. that's seriously disgusting.

redcell 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 10:28

****** dirtbag

kAhlie 0

Friday 26 March 2010 1:58

that is disgusting definitely ydi!!!

kelsey8991 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 2:15

that's extremely disgusting. your nasty. and bot to mention it's not even funny.

estela13_fml 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 22:58

that's ******* gross!!

happy_animal_lov 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 4:59

ew ew ickickickick

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