Not so smooth criminal

Anonymous - 14/08/2013 09:11 - United States - Sanford

Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML
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Damian95 16

A pun like that? I say neigh.

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chocolatefrog28 29

You must have made your snack look too apple-tizing, it was too much for the horse's appetite.

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JimberlyHope 9

If you were dumb enough to not realize that a horse was galloping towards you, YDI.

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nina21194 12

Don care. Still cute :)

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DrDorian 7

thats more of an awesome story than an fml

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KingCeltic77 18

Sarah Jessica Parker thinks that just because she's famous she can steal people's apples.

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Philerup31 12

Peter Griffin said it best, "horses are terrible people

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Fedezzer 20

"Distant"? What happened, did the horse jump the last fifty feet to your back?

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Neongreenme 8

I can imagine every moment of this post. I love this fml. op this cracks me up!

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154rct 7

This looks like a job for... THE HORSE PUNCHER!

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