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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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You deserved it 15 010

By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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Snitched

By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML

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Caught spunk-handed

By Anonymous - 28/07/2020 23:01

Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML

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By ptiluinthesky - 24/11/2008 02:56 - France

Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML

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You deserved it 3 033

By Scapegoat - 17/11/2018 13:30

Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML

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You deserved it 291

By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:59 - United States - Harker Heights

Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML

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You deserved it 6 768

By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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You deserved it 46 736

By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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You deserved it 3 425

By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 20:21 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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You deserved it 77 925

shehzeenahmed 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:34

wink back. see what happens.

yayaOMG 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:34

LMFAO AT THE WEIRD GUY THING. Creepy as hell.

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youreawhore 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:22

Hahahaha! Hmmm... you should do it back to you brother. Only with gay **** :D I'm sure that lovely Christian family will love your family :) Maybe they didn't lock their computer because they didn't expect their brother to do something like that? Anyway, good idea to lock it from now on ;)

frost_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:31

"a spawn of Satan" epic. LMFAO @ 9 - that would be an awesome prank!

theoldGP 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:45

HAHAHAH that's epic =] weird guy thing is sketchy but funny hehe i love this FML

Brandon25 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:55

AHAhA is your next door nabour some old guy names "Herbert"?? lol

member0987654321 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 3:24

wow. that reallyy suckss. i hate misunderstandings.. happens to me all the time people forget after a while aha

killface_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 3:37

Haha, someone did the exact same thing to the room above mine when I lived in a dorm. Except they took his widescreen TV and pushed it up to the window, so people walking in front of the building could see the **** in addition to hearing it. +1 for you needing to have a password.