Love: Not fair at all

Not fair at all

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 20:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML

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Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML

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By RollieCollieUSA - 30/01/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 22:02

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing the "I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…" song before we had sex. Now, every time we have sex, that song is going to be in my head. FML

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By tkr - 06/02/2012 03:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML

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By sadinthesack - 31/08/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2025 00:00 - United States

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By Ew - 10/11/2025 15:00

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2014 21:54 - United States - Conway

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for jokingly telling her to get back in the kitchen. After we finally made peace and I told her that I fully respect women, I turned on my stereo. The song's first words? "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." Cue second argument. FML

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By badsinger - 04/06/2010 09:38 - New Zealand

Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML

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By InstantHardOn - 08/11/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

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white_mouse 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:18

LOLOL YDI dude. B) What she was trying to say was she wanted you to think about it, and do something romantic, and pick a song that really reminds you of her.

Sessee 4

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:18

...So, do you ejaculate prematurely?

Comments

jmm23 0

Monday 26 December 2011 23:58

Great first dance song

AllyyK 9

Thursday 19 January 2012 8:55

Hahah your girlfriend sounds like she's really annoying. Also, pick another damn song..? Or let her pick it? Really having 'a song' isn't really that important. I don't complain about having a song with my boyfriend, but maybe that's cause I'm not a pain in the ass? :)

AllyyK 9

Thursday 19 January 2012 8:58

^^ Oops didn't mean to put two 'reallys' in that sentence. Myy baaad grammar nazi's :|

cunningchick 1

Sunday 29 January 2012 18:58

Lilly Allen is a awesome artist,

ravengirl1234 2

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:50

It's actually called 'Not Fair' sorry,

Jaymeize 2

Monday 9 July 2012 14:08

Why didn't you just reply: "Our song is the slamming screen door Sneakin' out late, tapping on your window When we're on the phone and you talk real slow 'Cause it's late and your mama don't know" Taylor Swift Lyrics are always the answer.