Intimacy: Not again

Not again

By orgasmsareoverratedanyway - 25/09/2012 17:42 - Norway - Myre

Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML

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By I need cuddles - 26/08/2019 20:00

Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend is physically affectionate with me is when he wants to have sex. When I suggested we just cuddle, he looked at me and said, "What’s the point in that?" FML

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You deserved it 363

By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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You deserved it 5 298

By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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You deserved it 4 371

By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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You deserved it 9 316

Creepy

By Anonymous - 28/09/2012 21:22 - Canada

Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML

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You deserved it 51 021

By hikingtospace - 04/10/2016 15:25 - United States - Hilliard

Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML

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You deserved it 957

Toxic

By Anonymous - 21/10/2022 02:00

Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend ever wants to hug me is just after he's let off a fart and wants to pull me into it. FML

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You deserved it 177

Not helping

By Anonymous - 19/06/2022 06:00 - Spain

Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML

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You deserved it 1 315

By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 12:16 - United States

Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML

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You deserved it 4 357

Effective

By zstarr - 14/07/2012 11:15 - United States - Rome

Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

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You deserved it 32 470

walmartpaysme 15

Tuesday 25 September 2012 22:29

Well, at least he loves you. Have you tried talking to him about it?

enormouselephant 15

Tuesday 25 September 2012 22:29

At least he's sweet. Maybe if you start paying more attention to your vibrator he'll get jealous and get the hint...

Comments

Chineseaznxd 8

Thursday 26 June 2014 11:35

have you orgasmed since your fml? I can help with that. loljk cooters scare me.

magnetic_aura 26

Friday 19 September 2014 6:56

Are you sure he's not just lazy? Or unable to ******? There might be a reason for his actions that he's not telling you...

smileforme911 10

Monday 29 September 2014 10:27

This happens to me too D: sucks hey.... :/

Seiko_fml 15

Tuesday 14 April 2015 2:38

Awww that's adorable though!

daemonsparta 16

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:12

in the middle? no you say that before you get into it otherwise you're bring blue balled... well. ..idk the term when done to a woman

whittledaway 3

Saturday 14 May 2016 12:17

yep. totally familiar to me. we joke all the time that our genders are swapped. this has been happening for awhile in my relationship and I think I'm just...about...done.