Intimacy Noob to boobs

Noob to boobs

Anonymous - 29/04/2009 10:16 - United States

Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML

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omgboobs - 23/12/2009 02:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML

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Anonymous - 18/02/2014 19:49 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

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Anonymous - 17/11/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

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Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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Acne_problems - 22/02/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to do the deed and she started popping zits on my chest. Then she said that I was killing the mood because my cat was meowing. FML

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Chipper - 09/08/2018 03:50

Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML

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Anonymous - 23/10/2020 08:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML

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Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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>{%£•¥ - 27/11/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML

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wtfCorby 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:03

a zit on her tit? that's pretty gross... that sucks dude

scorpioserpent 1

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:01

oh gross! fyl

KawaiiRoxas 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:39

ew. XD i'd freak out.

missindpnt_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:06

ew.

Adriennerox211 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:34

:/ Thats gross lol Either she has a BIG acne problem or she has flat small nipples....... Atleast u werent bitin it thinkin it wuz a nipple... :(

Katpants 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:58

uh, you can't tell the difference between a pimple and a nipple..? are you seven? stupid.

ThatsAli3 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:33

if you can't tell the difference... i don't think you're old enough to have sex yet... = )

melzilla 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:37

shoulda popped that shit

Natz802 0

Friday 1 May 2009 6:57

I heard this one 20 times already...

KristyLynn85 0

Friday 1 May 2009 8:06

That is disgusting and disturbing! Who has pimples on their boobs any ways?! She has a problem and you should probably find a new gf! Uhhh!

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Friday 1 May 2009 10:05

Ill be honest and say the idea of it happening....ew. Not something that you want to happen idealy. BUT I agree with #89, 109, and numerous other responsible posts. Thats life. Its not going to kill you. I get a bout of it every once in a blue moon, though I was lucky and didnt have any real major problems with it. Acne happens. Thats like picking on someone because of freckles, or something else that doesnt matter. Grow up people.