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No kinkshaming, but come on…

By Erik Monkey - 27/04/2022 07:00 - United States - Chicago

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend finally showed me the porn she likes to watch. Amputees were involved. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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Not funny

By Blue balled by porn - 02/12/2025 20:00

Spicy

Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me play porn while we were getting busy. The girl in the video said, "You don't need a condom, you can just pull out." I noticed she had a caesarean scar and burst out laughing. My girlfriend stormed out before I could explain. FML

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Freaky

By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 09:15 - United States

Spicy

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex yet, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite." Now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

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By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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Sharing is caring

By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Spicy

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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Roommates from hell, part 350125

By Escape! - 03/02/2009 21:38 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML

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Peaked

By herve - 22/05/2009 19:50 - Lebanon

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend of two years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By footfood - 27/06/2011 14:56 - Slovenia

Spicy

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

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Bed move

By wellokthen - 26/11/2019 18:00 - United States - Birmingham

Spicy

Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML

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Top comments

JackWood 20

Wednesday 27 April 2022 21:27

I'd give an arm and a leg for a woman like that!

cuz803 44

Wednesday 27 April 2022 18:05

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! GET OUT THAT RELATIONSHIP ASAP!! CASTRATION IS ON HER LIST I GUARANTEE YOU!!

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 27 April 2022 15:20

Not the ones with Stumpy Blumpkins and Pegleg Meg? Um, my friend raves about them. Yeah, that's it.

poopface82 23

Wednesday 27 April 2022 15:35

I don’t know who those people are. I think I was happier when I didn’t know.

GlennQugmire 14

Wednesday 27 April 2022 21:06

Silly

cuz803 44

Wednesday 27 April 2022 18:05

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! GET OUT THAT RELATIONSHIP ASAP!! CASTRATION IS ON HER LIST I GUARANTEE YOU!!

JackWood 20

Wednesday 27 April 2022 21:27

I'd give an arm and a leg for a woman like that!

SirEnigM0nk 22

Saturday 30 April 2022 4:12

Would you give head too?

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