Intimacy: No kink-shaming on FML

No kink-shaming on FML

By thedoc - 15/07/2014 03:25 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my wife was putting her finger in my bellybutton and making overly sexual noises. I thought this was all fun and games until I realized she was actually into this. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2025 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML

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By Something I said? - 05/11/2013 15:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 17:01 - United States - Portland

Today, my husband discovered poking me in my belly button makes me have to pee, sometimes it's uncontrollable and happens immediately. He thinks it's hilarious and decided it's his new favorite game. FML

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By StretchNuts - 11/03/2010 12:50 - United States

Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML

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Such a weird move either way

By 1337fade - 07/04/2011 05:19 - Denmark

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

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Belly Finger

By ihmmil - 18/01/2020 14:00

Today, my husband was trying to be sexy, and asked me if I wanted to sit on his "Belly Finger". Major mood kill. FML

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By B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

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By Anon. - 01/03/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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Confusion is Sex

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 18:01

Today, I was giving my wife a massage. That led to some very intense and passionate love making, and she told me that has been the best sex we’ve had. Next thing I know, she's upset and yelling at me about how massages always lead to sex. She was asking for it. Literally. FML

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Roll with it

By Anonymous - 02/07/2023 05:00 - United States - Ballwin

Today, my new girlfriend and I finally did the deed. I also realized today that I have a strange kink. An outie belly button. FML

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Tuesday 15 July 2014 17:57

Well everybody has their fetishes XD

krad204 21

Tuesday 15 July 2014 17:57

Well someone likes to put things in holes, watch out OP.

Comments

Saraishi 25

Thursday 17 July 2014 5:26

What?

mister_icicle 17

Thursday 17 July 2014 11:41

Be cool man. If you play it right, you could easily turn that into an opportunity for a BJ.

LisaDay 14

Thursday 17 July 2014 13:22

if shes playing with his bellybutton, she may be into vore. i had a bf who was into it and would play with my bellybutton all the time. he also liked me to eat small candies or things like raisins or cherry tomatoes during sex.

j4e2s0s 2

Friday 18 July 2014 6:31

thats disgusting

amydc 3

Friday 18 July 2014 10:22

The nice thing about being with someone who has weirder fetishes than yours is that you feel normal by comparison.

garretttheman91 2

Friday 18 July 2014 16:19

Why fml? Real men learn what their women want and do it for them in an engaging way, even if it seems ridiculous. You have a golden opportunity here, so get over yourself.