Work and Fight: Nice neighborhood

Nice neighborhood

By dinkley7 - 25/04/2021 02:00

Today, the cops showed up at my work because people were fighting in the parking lot. This is a nightly occurrence. FML

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Regis Bent 12

Sunday 25 April 2021 2:04

Feel lucky and blessed your are not the cops who actually have to deal with and try to defuse the situation.

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Sunday 25 April 2021 5:26

Where do you work?! I used to work at nightclubs and all I can say is breathe

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Regis Bent 12

Sunday 25 April 2021 2:04

Feel lucky and blessed your are not the cops who actually have to deal with and try to defuse the situation.

rainbowdonnareed 18

Sunday 25 April 2021 5:26

Where do you work?! I used to work at nightclubs and all I can say is breathe

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