My precious baby

Anonymous - 08/11/2013 23:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML
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hghrider123456 9

So you get beat into submission by a pussy, I see nothing out of the ordinary here

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DocBastard 38

ALL cats think like this. The difference between most cats and yours is that yours actually has the guts to go through with it.

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frod0 10

Ouch :( go on the tv show "my cat from hell" I'm sure that guy can help!!

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DixieNormous007 4

me and my friends do a cat drive by. throw the cat out the window at someone or someones property that we dont like

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sythe511 28

Now is OP's chance to prove their (probably nonexistent) dominance. I would whack the cat, but enough to cause actual harm

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Tonka2203 7

this was so nicely written, kudos OP I laughed so hard when i got to the part that it was a cat, hahaha

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cryssycakesx3 22

you whined about everything in your profile.....

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cheshirecat13242 32

Solution: drive about 60 miles from home, toss it's ass in a box, tape it shut and drop it in front of your humane shelter of choice. Bam! Problem solved. You're welcome. (Just kidding I love cats)

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