haha oh vita I don't what to say to that but you are totally awesome in my book :)

lol thank you i couldn't help it

Hahaha, wow! You're so funny and clever, Vita. You tried to insult me! What wit you have! It's nice to see you all judge me. All I did was simply give an opinion and, just as I suspected because nobody nowadays can type how or what they want without criticism, twenty people jumped down my throat. It amused me, so I continued, and it just got funnier and funnier. Until I began to find it intrusive that people who would watch the argument from afar would post their stupid judgmental and idiotic comments long after the argument had finished, or send me in a private MESSAGE what they assume my life to be. Do NOT EVER send me private messages telling me what I'll grow up to be, or what my life is. Firstly, it's pathetic that you have no backbone and can't get the balls to join in on the argument, and secondly you have NO right judge me like that, to tell me what my life is like. You all assume you're better than me, smarter than me. Your judgements and assumptions based off the way I wrote were unwanted and unwelcome. I never claimed I had any "authority" over relationships, I was merely giving my opinions and views. After all, she posted an FML about it and was oviously asking for comments, so I gave mine. Yes, I purposely sounded brainless because I have every right. I, however, was not asking for your dumb-ass opinions. So, I just wanted to let you all know that you are in no way smarter or better than me. I am in nursing school, and starting an internship at a really good hospital during the winter. I get very good grades and have already been recommended for a job. So go ahead, make fun of me and call me names, but I'm already successful and couldn't give less of a shit what anonymous faces on the internet think of me. And if I want to type with a lot of # n use abbrv. n letters 2 talk 2 u people on d inets n argue w/ u ppl abt whether or nt im a ****, i will n u have no right 2 tell me otherwise. Basically, **** off.

On the contrary, everyone has the right to do exactly that. You posted an unpopular opinion and they responded to it. You then continued to feed into the argument, whether or not you were faking is up for debate but the fact is you are getting exactly what you asked for. It's a shame you're getting harassed via private message but you should think about that next time before you put a giant target on yourself. Try making a new username and starting again. Also, opinions are exactly what other people will judge you on. So if you don't like how people are judging you, you might want to re-evaluate your opinions. :/

Im sorry I think my eyes are still in shock, because apparently mushrooms DOES know basic sentence structure

Haha, fmlfmlfml15, you're so funny. You really struck me in the heart with that one. I might go cry. Hey, how about joining in on the prior argument until waiting until it's over to try to insult me with your ridiculously idiotic comment? I know the whole point of your dense comment was to provoke me and keep me arguing, and good job; I replied, but it's you who ends up looking like a jackass.

Sadly when I wanted to join the conversation and give my input on what a pretentious, spiteful, arrogant bitch you are, everyone already left, including you, and I thought the argument was pretty much over. I'm still puzzled about what made you change your mind to use words instead of abbreviations, and why you decide to now prove to everybody that you aren't as brainless as you made yourself look. Why you insist that everyone who attacked you should "**** off", but then feed them with your comments that only make you seem even more shallow, I can't figure out. I don't know about you or anyone else, but if I go back and read your idiotic comments and then take a look at mine again, I see that the only jackass here is: you. All I know is that if your personality matches your appearance, then you are one ugly person, inside and out.

I guess it could be the fact that my IQ is probably higher than 75% of the idiots on this site that I decided to show them that they are, in fact, not at all any smarter than I am. But that they fed into my fun is just hilarious. By the way, your colon was not needed there. Puncuation advice from someone you think dense. Anyway, I'm done arguing with you, you sad he/she/whatever the **** you are. It was fun arguing with the others, but you I just find pathetic. Now run along and play with your dollies or Tonka trucks, you obviously prepubescent little child.

Mushrooms. You shouldn't correct anyone's grammar by posting it into word and hitting spell check without doing the same with your own response. Frankly, your grammar was a bit on the weak side in your retort. I personally liked the borderline run on sentence followed by the fragment. I DO suggest not claiming to have a higher IQ than anyone. It's debatable and not able to be proven unless you have taken an actual IQ test, can post/link evidence of the aforementioned IQ test, and can post/link the results, rather than simply claiming it. However, if you were smart you already knew that. Consider this: Thanks to you purposely perpetuating a negative image of yourself, you have gotten exactly what you asked for. The saying, "You made your bed, now lay in it" comes to mind. Also, your insults are baseless, which is why no one takes you seriously. Since you have been sure to give other people insight as to the type of person you are, those tend to strike closer to home. Try using that tactic next time. :)

Seriously, is this still going? Sure it was fun on the day, but, gosh how do I say this..... you're dumped Mushrooms! There are far more entertaining trolls to feed, you're just being greedy coming back for more. As for IQ as a basis for intelligence: my son has Aspergers and an IQ of 153, it doesn't mean he can follow an argument or even articulate his thoughts clearly. EQ is a far better guage of a person's ability to function in the "real world".

#284 is right; next time I want to partake in an argument, I won't wait until the last minute to do so. Thanks for correcting my punctuation (I was only adding is there to add emphasis). Now scroll up the page and try to correct yours. You find me pathetic? Previously, you proved to everyone here how much of a dumbass you are, and now you come back and assume that you are actually smarter than 75% of these people (just like you assume that I'm prepubescent)? You are trying to show everyone that you are actually an intellectual, but I only see you as a brainless bitch. You've already created a bad impression for yourself. In other words, the damage is done. No use trying to go back and fix everything. Like #284 said, you are just being greedy coming back for more. I know they say don't feed the trolls, but calling you a troll is an understatement. At this point, arguing with you is absolutely pointless, if not tedious. I'm done with you as well, and I barely even started. Props to all the people who contradicted you though.

Guys, seriously. Shut the **** up, for goodness sake. IT'S OVER.

Can you all get a life please? My god. Go die, all of you. Commit suicide, die in a fire, drown, I don't care. Just stop existing. It would please me :)

Wow. I cannot believe people are still participating in Mushrooms' trolling. I feel terrible for commenting, but still. Mushrooms, you lost - just give up. You got your 15 minutes of fame, now go back to the mall. This FML needs to be deleted simply so Mushrooms will go away.

did anyone else notice that her grammar deteriorated increasingly near the end of that reply? oh and everyone has a right to do anything they want over the internet, (well except if its illegal of course) but as this website isnt, and we're only replying to your own idiotic statements about you being so hot and so fun and so sexy and so amazing, basically its your fault. you know, if you'd stop replying, stop saying that you dont care what people think about you (which clearly you do, or you would not try so hard to sound like you have an A-list life with the perfect assets.) then people wouldnt care half as much as they do. all in all, i think most of these people are just amused, and arent taking this nearly as seriously as you are. but, thats just one persons opinion, and i really shouldnt speak for the crowd, as they've so clearly proven they can speak for themselves. i aplaud everyone who's commented under this fml EXCEPT mushrooms.

busted_love - We get it. Everyone's already torn mushrooms apart. It was funny while it lasted but now you're just grasping at straws. It's over and it's time to shut the **** up and stop trying to get her to argue with you. Yes, we noticed her grammar. Yes, we know she deserved people arguing with her. Yes, we realize she's arrogant and slutty. But it's over, so shut the **** up.

Actually, it's tends to be "nice guys" who keep girls as friends.