Major red flag

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
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amart402 0

so break up with him. duh.

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marcos200133 0

what are you doing with a guy like that,tell to go out with his burger.

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Zzyxk 0

This is what happens when you date guys for their looks.

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MouseyN 0

1. Don't steal a bite of other people's food. Always ask if they're okay with. 2. Dump this royal jerk immediately. You deserve better.

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hard2keep 0

what a jerk!!!! seriously no girl deserves a guy like that he will never change, that bastard!

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imtheconfuxion 0

I would have broken up with his selfish ass

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a7x451 0

Damn bitch you are lucky he didn't dump you. Learn your place.

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LauraTheKiwi 0

i've eaten all of my guy friend's fries, he didn't complain. next time he's eating a hamburger, take TWO bites, and see what he does ;)

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lgs13 0

If he was serious, you're boyfriend sounds like a dick. Run while you can.

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JockeyGirl 0

wow I would break up with him.

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