Love, Gamers, Awkward and Parents: Losing streak

Losing streak

By Pizza-less - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here" from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

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herpitydurteedur 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 12:20

Kill them >:3 I'd just be like oh hey I'm leaving and when they ask why just say oh cause I wouldn't want you to to feel like you have to share your precious pizza with me so I'll just go home.

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pizza is delicious, you should have found them and took a slice.

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KaanTech 0

Monday 5 September 2011 19:55

Hey op if you promise me that you are going to play battlefield and stop playing cod i can give you pizzas whenever you want wherever you are. Bf3 going to be rock, come and face me you nuggets i will be waiting for you !! Jet Dogfight Armored combat Close quarters Sniper versus sniper Even a knife fight i m going to kick your sorry ass !!!

Smarrtt_ass17 0

Monday 5 September 2011 20:41

You could come to my house:) I swear we are like always eating pizza

freshko21 6

Monday 5 September 2011 21:02

Damn bro dont worry, theyre a bunch of ghost wearing second chance using camping vaginas anyway!

Baaby_Rissa 8

Monday 5 September 2011 23:11

That's ****** Up

LilHuggles 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 1:03

Next time, eat pizza right in front of his face and tell them its the last piece. Chew slowly. But with yur mouth open saying " mmm thats good. Ah. Even the crust tastes good" }:]