Lonely

By reddd - 10/05/2012 06:44 - United States

Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
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HiIAmKevin 8

That's when you know you really have to hit up some bars...

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Maybelline008 10

Well, did they?

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immaMonsta 8

Sounds like somebody needs some friends...

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bowser_rawr16 13

It's funny because whenever my mom and I make a trip to Target, 9times out of 10, she is wearing a red shirt/sweater, and people always think she's a worker there.

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babyjm 0

That is one of the saddest things ive heard ahaha

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Calyx_fml 21

OP, get a dog. You'll meet lots of people when you walk him.

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DocBastard 38

But but that's USEFUL advice! We're not supposed to be supportive here! Are we?

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Calyx_fml 21

86 - YDI for getting an aggressive dog breed. Next time get a labradoodle.

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br0ccoli 14

It's times like this that make me realize how intimacy-starved people are. OP, I hope someone talked to you.

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emmaweeee 0

Well you sound like a social butterfly.

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qwaszxwesdxc 0

OI go to fast food restauraunts with a suit, get free food

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Hon3y_schnucums 1

We're you wearing khakis too cuz that's the uniform

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immaMonsta 8

I'm sorry, what? Your comment makes NO sense. Unless you meant wear of course. Good grief, learn the difference between were and we're, then learn the difference between the two of those and wear.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I see errors in your comment as well. ^

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perdix 29

If wearing a red shirt doesn't get you noticed at Target, try wearing a Target bullseye to an archery range. You'll get hit on ;)

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jmcgirl 3

That's totally hilarious dude. You're a funny gu.

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