Lingering

By Evjoel - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Bermuda - Hamilton

Today, whilst making a cake for my kids, I accidentally got some cocoa powder in my nose. Now it feels like my nose is burning stronger than the fires of hell. On the bright side, everything smells like chocolate. FML
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A whole load of mess

By ChocolateEverywhere - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - Australia - Melbourne

Today, while I was at work, my kids had the great idea to make chocolate milk. My husband had the great idea not to clean up the chocolate mix the kids spilled, so the floor got covered in chocolate footprints. The cat then had the great idea to step in the mix, and cover everything else in chocolate paw prints. FML
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mrlucky22 18

Your boogers should taste sweeter too.

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summer4me 25

Have you tried saline spray? That could help wash out your nose

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buckdharma 37

I started out doing Reese's Pieces, next thing I knew I needed Smores. Down on 5th Avenue looking for a Skor because the Almond Joy was gone. When family needed me, I was a Galaxy away on Mars bars. They put out the following description to find me: Chunky... I was about to Tootsie Roll a guy for a piece of his kit kat bar. I'm off that Rocky Road now, and it's a miracle cure... Vanilla! (Snickers*)

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greenfishbait 19

This sounds like the best bad problem to have.

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Jayms_fml 32

When I first read this, I read it as "cocaine powder" instead of 'cocoa powder.' LOL

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katie1243 16

See it as classical conditioning to cut out sweets. Now every time you smell chocolate you'll think of pain, the perfect diet!

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persephone217 24

but but satisfying that chocolate craving with zero calories is every gals dream.

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mrpotatoe 6

Do not snot cocoa powder it really burns and your mucus is chocolate

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hoponpip 20

oh, if only the whole world smelled like chocolate.....

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uchihastephy88 25

Lol I've gotten chocolate fondue from a chocolate fountain up my nose (I was drinking it, don't judge me lol,) and it does burn really bad lol. I feel for you OP.

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