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Gabriela - 23/11/2011 01:00

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

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crazy_bitch122 - 29/06/2011 05:13 - United States

Today, while we were making love, he farted, then blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML

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Fart queen - 05/12/2022 04:00

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML

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Anonymous - 31/07/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML

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byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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Blame the pooch

anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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fatti11 - 14/01/2017 18:00

Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML

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Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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chelseaheming 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:29

Damn frogs are EVERYWHERE!

bensharp 5

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:25

I'm assuming you were outside?

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Friday 9 December 2011 11:59

i would have just started laughing like crazy aha

youramor 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:46

Wow, mood killer.

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Saturday 17 December 2011 3:11

Blame it on the alcohol! Haha :)

sambabyx24 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 17:37

Lmaooooo

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Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:12

Man:Farrrrtttttttttt Wife: What was that? Man: urrm a frog?!?!!!

notsurewhattoput 0

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:42

He is human? Lol but that is super funny, how can you not laugh! :D

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Saturday 2 June 2012 0:05

Damn frogs, can't trust them. Except for eating flies, they do that well.

AaliyahMorgan143 5

Sunday 15 July 2012 20:32

My grandpa says that XD

bridgetv25 8

Thursday 30 August 2012 15:18

That's hilarious considering I did the same thing 10 years ago when having sex outside...

Szaszaspasz 26

Thursday 4 October 2012 7:21

I always thought it was those barking spiders.

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Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML

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Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

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Today, my wife asked me if she looked cute in a new dress that she bought earlier today. I told her that she almost looks like a supermodel. Appearantly "almost" doesn't cut it. Guess who's sleeping on the couch. FML

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Today, as I was fueling my truck, I was asked out to dinner by a 65-year-old retiree. I'm 25. He stormed off and called me a bitch for politely turning him down. FML

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