Less haste, more speed

Ouch - 20/05/2012 04:06 - United States - Costa Mesa

Today, I tried to beat my dad to the car. I jumped over the steel cables in the parking structure and hit my head on a metal pipe, then bounced off the wires, and onto my back on the pavement. Good thing we were already at the hospital to visit my sick mother. FML
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Ravena1213 0

I imagined this in cartoon form

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wtflawl 3

I'm gonna take a wild stab and say u lost? Lol

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reddudeover 2

Don't lie this was another attempted escape from the asylum.

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ICastillo 24

Hey maybe you and your mom can share a room. That would be cool.

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quontag 15

Is it really that hard to beat your dad? Whatever happened to running?

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AudioBoss 12

He took the stairs, I ran around the parking structure.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Look, I know you're broken up over MCA's recent death, but there's no need to go recreating the video for "Sabotage".

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diegoer 10

Im sure it was hilarious to see from a distance :D

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trucker67 10

Now the nickname "Splat" really does work for you .

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dtemple1110 6

Well... if my mother was sick in the hospital, I certainly wouldn't be hyped up enough to have a race with my dad but... to each his own.

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mightymart 5

I was thinking the same thing.. What the hell

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AudioBoss 12

She's got Kidney Stones. So she'll be fine

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Pancakemines 0

OP: "See you soon mom bye" *OP and his dad arrive in the parking lot* OP: Hey dad, I'll race you to the car. OP's Dad: Alright then. Ready aaaannnd...Go. *10 seconds later* OP: Mom I'm back.

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