John Coltrane

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
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_apecakez 0

LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n

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Mattrocker 4

Got yourself a keeper I see

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collegegirl30 0

why are you complaining? she is obvously innosent.... if u teach her, she will also develop her own techniques.... i had to learn how to at some time in my life as well, cause its not like i was born knowing how to give a bj

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alotta_fachina 0

that's cute, don't be a douchebag and act like this is FML-worthy. be glad she hasn't been around the block.

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fuckmylife5 0

hahah this is so unfortunate.. but it opens up the window for you to tell her how to give you the perfect bj. with some practice it'll be amazing cuz shes learning the way you like it.

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Beautiful12345 0

give the poor girl a break, she didn't know, give her some tips and then you'll get it the way you like it

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MissMel_fml 0

wow hahahaha that is too funny, i should do that to my bf and see what he doesss lol.

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ichigolyn 6

Lol, I don't think anyone noticed #30. "Today, my bf asked me to give him a *******, and as I didn't know due to me not being a ***** that's taken many cocks in my mouth, I screwed up. He then announced my innocent mistake to the whole world as a FML. FML" Wowwww!

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iEnjoy3_14 0

#234 thats most likely NOT his gf. yes, the OP is a douche but #30 is probably just some person saying what his gf WOULD say.

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Wanker69 0

#30 is stupid. Since when has knowing how to give a ******* classified someone as a ***** whose taken many cocks in the mouth. and Secondly "announced my mistake to the world?" with 6 billion or so people in the world and no names somehow i think it'd be pretty challenging to know who this anonymously submitted FML is about.

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Go_Home 0

Hahaha, atleast you got your own cooling system.

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