It wasn't me

SingleGirl - 07/09/2009 15:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum grounded me for going to my boyfriend's house instead of the library. She said my boyfriend's mum phoned up because she could hear us having it off in his room. When I denied it my mum shouted at me for being a liar as well as a slut. I did go to the library. FML
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Venge_fml 0

Sucks when you get grounded for having a cheating boyfriend.

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gosrisky 1

but then... whos he "havin it off with", ouch

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Molise 0

If you're like 16 or 17, I find it sad that you're still being grounded. Here's an idea...tell your mom to **** off and do what you want.

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IOwnedYou 0

Are you stupid? That would make things worse and you would have a bad relationship with your mother for the rest of your life. Your stupid, don't give out advice next time, k buddy?

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repyourcliche 0

lol and how long exactly have you been illiterate?

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airplanefood 0

For as long as you've been an internet douche. ;D

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scateice 0

Ok either 1. Your boyfriend's mum hates you 2. You have a cheating boyfriend 3. Your mum really hates you 4. Your mum or his mum don't want you guys do date anymore Hmm....yea you're screwed :(

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GirlFromKuwait 0

LOL The situation isn't funny, but the last line of your little list is ;p

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brutallyhonest24 0

@27 yeah!, "you no kno maay, i do wha i wahn!!!"

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Yes, you really pegged the Yorkshire accent there. Nice try.

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Ret_fml 0

@ #31 - Unfortunately, this is the Internet, where close to 80% of the population seems to not even understand the meaning of the word 'English', much less use it properly :)

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beeship321 5

Its bad enough that ur boifriend is cheating on u and now ontop Of that yar mom has no trust in u now. F yar life!

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tyson346 0

Or or or ( watta u a seal) shut up or ops dad hates her

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NaziZombie 0

You used a noun as a verb. But besides that fyl

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unpossible 26

'Phone' can be used as both a transitive and intransitive verb. It's commonly used in Commonwealth countries and is grammatically correct as are its derivatives, including "phoned".

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unpossible 26

If you meant the noun-derived informal verb 'ground', that's a different lesson. Yes, I just used a hyphenated noun and verb combination as an adjective! Oh, the things you can do with language...

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