It wasn't me
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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States
And your complaining because......? She's obviously an idiot and you should be glad to be done with her
She ain't worth it
Good for you, she is CRAZZZZZZY
She wanted out. It wasn't going to work with her. Find someone better.
She probably was looking for ways to break up with you and when she came up with none of the slightest idea she made that one up. But she should of at least hid the evidence. And since she's doing that I would photo shop her with 3 men in one bed dogging her out.
One lucky dude there be glad it ended sooner rather then later. And by the way might see if your luck holds out and play lotto or something
it was an exuse to break up with you.
Well move over, get a pencil and paper cause I'm gonna splain it to you. She wants to break up with you so bad she will go to these extreme lengths to do so. I'd suggest moving on.
crazy hoe!
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Dodged a bullet, dude.
Obviously, she was thinking that she wants a new boyfriend.