Icepick in the ears time

Anonymous - 08/09/2012 11:38 - United States - Salem

Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML
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Church_Vii 4

Have your name legally changed to Superman Batman Wolverine Iron Man Spiderman the Third.

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DooleyFTW 17

I can definitely see how that would be disturbing. If I was you though OP I'd just try not to be ever in a position to hear my parents have sex!

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windfuelsfire 10

Better than hearing your gf moan your name through the wall

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fmlerday19722 2

At least it wasn't your father moaning his own name, that would be gross

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gmc_blossom 21

Some people just shouldn't have Internet priveleges.

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Kiki242 19

Oh God. I'm so sorry. No child should have to hear their parents getting it on.

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soulebelius 17

And this is the reason why there shouldn't be juniors.

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Missusluv313 9

I totally agree. Give the child their own name.

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olpally 32

Time for a shot of vodka... Or something... *shudders*

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GypsyRover 0

Well Stacy,does your mom "got it going on"?

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Missusluv313 9

Hearing and/or seeing your parents have sex is horrible! But to actually hear your name being moaned is just traumatic. I would have immediately shoved some earbuds in on full blast! This is a definite FML.

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RentaName 15

Maybe you could start being called by your middle name or something?

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erique429 1

That would work unless he's truly named after his dad like I am.

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