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jreed509 - - United States

Today, while riding a roller coaster, I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough, it somehow managed to survive and fall down my shirt. It crawled around and stung me a few times before the ride ended. FML

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life_sucks - 16/01/2010 18:46 - New Zealand

Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML

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Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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Brandon Butler - 04/03/2011 09:22

Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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markzar - 05/05/2012 07:19 - United States - Amherst

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML

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Sleep well?

Karen - 29/08/2022 16:00

Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML

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JimiHendrix - 01/03/2013 01:55 - France - Luynes

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

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MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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Anonymous - 04/10/2015 23:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML

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Bad moon rising

Anonymous - 08/07/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML

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Sunday 3 July 2011 15:56

I thought wasps stung not bit

tencalories 3

Sunday 3 July 2011 16:21

your not the first

the_huldra 1

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:45

J Reed bro what up???

Mini_Pedobear 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:47

a wasp will die when the needle is out of his body

lessey 4

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:55

Wasps sting. Not bite. DAx

bleaker95 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:56

They sting

shameonu 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:58

Wasps don't bite... they sting.

tandem123 6

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:00

Ouch...

kitkat98_fml 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:01

no one gives a **** jeez

kitkat98_fml 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:01

no one gives a **** jeez

lulzmylife 4

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:02

YDI for thinking wasps bite.

helterskeltersmi 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:02

and incase you didn't notice the 100+ redundant comments, wasps do not bite:) nonetheless that sounds incredibly painful.

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